Thursday, March 18, 2010

A Pause for Station Identification...

As Chodesh Nissan is upon us, I have determined that the only way to appropriately attempt to clean out and prepare my soul and mind for Pesach is to just stay away from the world of blogging, the world of Youtube, Twitter, Facebook, MySpace...

And so we at Kollel Tamid, surely to the chagrin of our loyal auditors, pause for station identification and take a temporary (who knows - maybe permanent) break from these things. Join The Stollel Challenge as we try, for just 13 days, to stay away from all of the aforementioned websites and obstacles to our daily living. Somehow, this has actually become a difficult test for us but perhaps with the joined efforts of the Stollel community we will be able to accomplish this together.

Wishing one and all a chag kasher vi'sameiach. May we merit to join together and rejoice in Jerusalem way before the 14th of Nissan and may our collective efforts be pleasing in the eyes of the Creator.

Tehillim for R' Mosky Shlit"a

Dear everyone,

For those of you that may not know, Michael Moskowitz (Mordechai Azrial ben Devorah) recently had to go to the hospital again due to complications from a serious surgery he had in the beginning of March involving the removal of his colon. I think it would be good to start up a תהילים project for his sake so that he should have a refuah shlema and make a full recovery.
Everyone that would like to participate should send me their name so that they could be added to the list below. Please invite other people to send me an email ASAP so that those people can be added to the list as well. It is a likely possibility that Mike will be in the hospital through next week and maybe even through Pesach. I would like to have this project completed by next Shabbat (Shabbat HaGadol). I thought email was a good choice of communication because people can forward messages quickly (not everyone has a Facebook account, Twitter, etc.). *** Many people organize these projects in different ways so if you think there's a better way please send me a message and I will make the changes. ***

~~~~~For your convenience you can even recite your chosen Perek from a great website with hebrew/english translation: http://www.mechon-mamre.org/p/pt/pt2601.htm.

The list so far:
Kevin Seidler: 1-10
Josh Kirschenbaum: 11-21
Eric Cohn: 22-32
Michael Cohn: 33-43
Kenny Eisman: 44-54
Adam Feldstein: 55-65
Justin Richter: 66-76
Sam Sroka: 77-87

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WE'LL START ANOTHER LIST. FOR THOSE WHO CAN SAY

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Only in Muss, Only with R' Simon

The kinderlach from the school with no walls came to visit the shiur on Rosh Chodesh Nissan. The Rebbe said a ma'amar and then we ended with a traditional rikkud.


TO HERE THE MA'AMAR - CLICK HERE
A Gut Chodesh!

Monday, March 15, 2010

Happy Minyan - Rosh Chodesh Nissan 5770

For all you late night bloggers...

There will be a
HAPPY MINYAN
Tomorrow Morning
Rosh Chodesh Nissan
6:30 A.M. in Second Floor Muss Lounge Quiet Room

For those who don't want to be too happy - there is the One Main Minyan in Glunk. Free breakfast only for those who participate.

TO SEE THE ORIGINAL PICTURE OF THE MATZAH MAN DANCING
CLICK HERE. IT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!

Sunday, March 14, 2010

What We've Been Up To...

I came back to the apt. last night to very loud music. I thought it was coming from 5c but upon closer inspection it was coming from our neighbors, 5D. Loud Spanish music is something we don't stand for at 5c.

P.S. Did everyone out there miss the Behar post? 2 Comments as of Sunday night for a post put up before Shabbos?! I just might quit this job.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Mezonossssss...

And I thought shiur-assistants got paid for doing nothing.

It's not pashut times around Y.U. as students fill out applications with hope to cash in on one of the highest paying Yeshiva University "jobs," the Presidential Fellow.

Our dear friend, Rabbi Eric Behar, has applied to be a part of this program and when he came to me with some videos that he had been filming around Y.U. we came up with this as part of his application...


A guten Shabbos to one and all...

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

A Medical Day...

תניא דבי ר' ישמעאל אומר (שמות כא) ורפא ירפא מכאן שניתן רשות לרופא לרפאות
–בבא קמא פה א

Step 1 of my medical day has been completed. There was a heavy Stollel representation this morning in the Morg Lounge, some there for Garritanya's free bagels and others to give blood to be genetically tested by NYU.

I returned to the Morg Lounge at around 1:15 and noted:
"It's a good thing they are not genetically testing for lap-tops."
(I awarded myself "Joke-of-the-day" for that one)



Step 2 of my medical day consists of a trip to the office of the Ba'al HaFrollel



where he will with the help of heaven remove two of my thirty two wisest teeth. I have been asking rebbeim and friends as to what is the proper religious approach to having wisdom teeth removed. Please comment below if you have an idea and I will hopefully check the blog to see what the Stollelnicks think before heading over to the procedure.

Essentially this is what we have come up with so far: The reason two teeth need to be removed today is really because of one tooth. HaRav Friedman will be set to remove tooth #1 (א) and tooth #32 (לב) but the root of the problem is really the #32. It has been growing in sideways-ish and is now touching his neighbor #31.

Thus, it seems that the root of this problem is a crooked לב.

As the Stollel is a collective body, with your permission, I hope to represent us today as we remove all sense of excessive self importance, the אנכיות, and crookedness from our hearts, our לב. May it be His will that the doctor is successful in accomplishing this mission.

By the way - I realize we never posted anything about Stollel 5770 and so because of the Dr. Frollel connection this will be a good opportunity to give a little something. The picture he is holding was (most of) the Stollel Team 5770).


CLICK THE PICTURE FOR A BIGGER VERSION

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And here are the President's closing words from Stollel 5770, filmed live from the Friedmans Toy closet.


To see The President's parting words in 5769 and to see how far his peyos have come CLICK HERE

To see another funny picture of peyos CLICK HERE

To hear a Yiddish Dvar Torah by the President - Go to Glueck 518 at 4:05 Today.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Just a Suggestion...



I've noticed of late that there has been an increase in the amount of Stollel simchas, may they only continue. Most of these simchas have been in the realm of engagements and shidduchim.

This led me to conclude one of two things:

1) It is just coincidental that many Stollelnicks are getting engaged (unlikely)
or
2) People realize the greatness of the Stollel and desire to marry Stollelnicks in an attempt to create Stollel Center's across the globe (likely)

This brings me to my main point. Since a Stollelnick is a hot commodity these days it only makes sense that you get genetically tested to find out if you are a carrier for any of the common Jewish diseases. Most people are not carriers and even if you are - being a carrier doesn't mean anything unless you marry someone else who is a carrier.

NYU, my alma mater, is offering free genetic testing in the Morg Lounge today and Wednesday at 9:30 AM- 1:00 PM. It takes two minutes to do but the results can take up to three months to get back and the last thing you want is to find out something once you're already dating someone. Especially for those leaving the country next year, it may make sense to do this now while the opportunity is right next door.

The NYU service is free and all you need to bring is your Medical Insurance information and to fill out a quick form. It's much easier than going all the way downtown to a hospital and worrying about it another time.

If you don't do it now and you want to do it eventually, you'll have to wait until a year from now. I think they probably do this testing this time of year in case they can't find any Christian children for Pesach needs. This way they have all these little tubes of Jewish blood for the matzah's and wine. It's not the same as Christian blood but I think you are yotzei either way.

Monday, March 8, 2010

Yehudis bas Chana Gittel

Dear Freinds,

My mom is having surgery tomorrow morning from 7-11 AM.

Once again her name is Yehudis bas Chana Gittel
(you can sign up for tehillim by clicking the link I will post updates on the tehillim spreadsheet.)


Thanks in advance for all your tefillos.

Yosef Newman

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Something strange is happening...

In case you didn't see this yet...
let it load and watch it

Friday, March 5, 2010

Next Shabbos - Parshas HaChodesh

What do...
...have in common?
Do you give up?
~
If you guessed:
A Shabbaton at the Ohel with Haska's sheliach from Montreal
then you guessed right!

~
Next Shabbos. At the Ohel. All are invited. Bring Snacks.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Tefillos Needed...

Bed Oded's grandfather is having surgery Monday so please have
Shaul Yechezkel ben Rachel
in mind in your prayers.

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Also, please continue to have in mind Reb Yosef Neuman's mother
Yehudis bas Chana Gittel

(and if possible, sign up for Tehillim by clicking on her name above)

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Mazal Tov Stollel...


With the help of heaven, the newest member of Stollel Yom Rishon was born today. Her parents will G-d willing be prophesying her name tomorrow. All are invited.

Thursday - 8:30 Shacharis Rubin Shul
Shir Shel Yom and Kiddush to follow Aleinu


UPDATE: Aderes Emunah has been named.

Rumor has it that Haddasa Epstein, the new big sister, approves.

Monday, March 1, 2010

Tefillos Needed...

From Yosef Neuman -

My mother was recently diagnosed with uterine cancer. Baruch Hashem they caught it in the very early stages. She is scheduled for surgery for next Tuesday, March 9th. I want to try and get tehillim to be said for the next 2 weeks. If you are able to take a few minutes out of your day I am attaching a link.

Kul Tov and Thank You in advance for all your tefillos.


May we only share simchos with one another and see the coming of moshiach bmehira.

Yosef Raphael Newman

Purim 5770 Follow Up



Thanks to one and all for making this years Furim event what it was. There is a lot of food still around and since everyone chipped in for everything it's as much yours as it is ours. If you want to come eat it, please come by. If not, we will eat it for the next month.

May He grant us the ability to continue our journey together into the month of redemption and into the rest of the year.
מיחייב איניש לבסומי בפוריא עד דחד גדיא