What do you get when you make the following calculation:
= MESTOLLEL!
Rav Shalom Rosner, rebbe at Reishit Yerushalayim and head of Chinuch Staff in Camp Mesorah, was in the Heights recently conducting interviews for young yungerman who might be interested in joining the Mesorah Chinuch Staff. The job is well paying, covers food, room, board and one trip to the Chinengo County Fair. There are limited spots for those who wish to acquire this paying summer job.
However, a number of Stollel Members have expressed interest in possibly relocating the Stollel to Guilford, NY and learning (for free) in the Mesorah Kollel with a hope to bring the camp and campers a little bit of Stollel flavor.
We told Rav Rosner the idea. He sounded interested (though I'm not sure he totally understood how deep the Stollel really is.) Regardless, we want to see if there is sufficient interest (or any interest) for this endeavor amongst those who are not necceserilly planning right now to go to Eretz Yisrael this summer.
I can only imagine our chaver & Rebbe Shneur Zalman Baron teaching little kids about farbrengens, l'chaim's, white vs. yellow, not shaving, & how chuck lidell can knock anyone out
ReplyDeletejk, Shneur, you have a lot more to offer, please dont hurt me
ReplyDeletehow about finally starting a reishit summer program in israel?
ReplyDeletewith time justin, with time...
ReplyDeleteI am not sure if there was any double meaning intended in this blog post, but if anyone remembers, mestollel was also the word which illuded to the stollel in parashas va'era. How appropriate it is that this is how the holy weirdos wish to spend their summer.
ReplyDeleteshneur, shiaZ was not joking. he really thinks that that is all you are good for.
ReplyDeletemaybe you should actually consider hurting him.
ReplyDeleteAre there going to be any "shelo asany'niks" in mestollel
ReplyDeletewow, srulster, i didnt know you were so not caring for other people. telling zalman to hurt me, always pulling my beird when you walk by me, really just mean stuff.
ReplyDeletei am not sure about any "shelo asany'niks" but there certainly not going to be any anonymous bloggers. who are you people?
ReplyDeletegood call, srulster, take your masks off anonymous-ers!
ReplyDeleteThe Triple P may make an appearance in Mesorah for the summer
ReplyDeletewho's triple p
ReplyDeleteForget Guilford (and Parksville for that matter). You're welcome to use our humble facility in JBV; Samson Lives at #18 Shimshon... We will leave a fridge full of cold cuts and a freezer full of vodka, made beds and plenty of candles for all those who'd like to use our house during the summer... Bruchim HaBa'im!
ReplyDeleteHey guys...whoa..I'm coming, like really soon so plan accordingly
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